Soo, I'm starting to think that you can't meet quality people anywhere!! I think this online dating thing is a load of bullshit. Originally, I thought that perhaps it would be a good screening process for the weirdo's. But turns out that it's not as easy to screen out the psychos, momma's boys, liars and general freak shows as I thought it would be. I've actually started getting "hate mail" from guys that I don't respond to. OR, they will send me the same message, literally copied and pasted from the previous ones saying things like, "Hey, not sure if you got this message or not..." or, "Hi! Wanted to send this again to make sure you got it!" or, "Hello! I think something is wrong with my account. I don't think you got this message?" Uhhh, yes douche. I got it. I got this one along with the 14 others before it. I'm just not interested in talking to you. At all. Not even a little bit. So, I copied and pasted all 14 messages and replied, "YES, I got your message....all 14 of them. Thanks." Maybe now he'll get the picture.
I've actually gone out on a couple of dates, which isn't stellar considering that I have received over 500 messages. Pretty shitt odds; 2 out of 500. Where the fuck are the quality guys? I'm not asking for a lot here people. Simply someone who is of a decent age for me; 25-35 preferably, with a JOB. They don't have to make isane amounts of money...just one that pays their own fucking bills. I'm not looking to be someones sugar momma. Must have a drivers license. I'm not running a cab service here. They cannot live in their parents basement. It would actually be nice to meet someone who lives on their own...without 2 d-bag roommates who still act like they live in college and have beerbongs hanging on their kitchen wall. They must have a decent sense of fashion. No white sunglasses or Ed Hardy t-shirts. I'd like for them to be in shape....and no, round doesn't count as a shape. They have to take care of themselves. I do, so why would I want to be with some fat lazy bastard who would rather sit in a bean bag chair and eat Cheeto's while playing Wii? Get a life you fat ass. These are just basic, no brainer criteria. Is that really much to ask?!? I don't think so...
I have more to write, but it's going to have to wait!! Stay tuned..........
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
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Um, did one of your dates turn out to be a round guy? You should publish this on facebook to get more followers so we can get more updates!
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